Sock Thief Pup

[Verse 1]

You tiptoe soft in the hall

Tiny paws, big plan

One brown eye on my basket

One sock in your mouth again

You wag like you did a job

Like you earned a crown

I say, "Give that back, my darling"

You spin and you bolt around

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh no, here you go

Bumpin' that tail

Under the chair

Past the coat rail

I know your game

I know that grin

You're already gone

And I'm laughin' again

[Chorus]

Sock thief, sock thief

You got me

Sock thief, sock thief

All my laundry

One for your bed

One for your stash

Sock thief, sock thief

You make me laugh

Sock thief, sock thief

Run that route

Sock thief, sock thief

You work it out

I chase you slow

You zig and dash

Sock thief, sock thief

My sweet little trash

[Verse 2]

Found one in the flower pot

One by the shoe

One in the couch cushions

Like a clue just for you

You never take the fancy ones

Just the ones I miss

Mismatched stripes and fuzzy toes

You call that treasure, I call this

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh no, here you go

Bumpin' that tail

Under the chair

Past the coat rail

I know your game

I know that grin

You're already gone

And I'm laughin' again

[Chorus]

Sock thief, sock thief

You got me

Sock thief, sock thief

All my laundry

One for your bed

One for your stash

Sock thief, sock thief

You make me laugh

Sock thief, sock thief

Run that route

Sock thief, sock thief

You work it out

I chase you slow

You zig and dash

Sock thief, sock thief

My sweet little trash

[Bridge]

If love means chaos

Then you're my best

Little robber

In a fur vest

Take my socks

Take my peace

Take my morning

But stay with me

[Final Chorus]

Sock thief, sock thief

You got me

Sock thief, sock thief

All my laundry

One for your bed

One for your stash

Sock thief, sock thief

You make me laugh

Sock thief, sock thief

Run that route

Sock thief, sock thief

You work it out

I chase you slow

You zig and dash

Sock thief, sock thief

My happy little trash