Audra and Deisy

[Outro]

A-D-R-A!

D-E-I-S-Y!

Beautiful, hilarious, impossible to beat

Now move that Subaru—and bring your dancing feet!

[Verse 1]

Audra walks in with a joke on deck

Deisy got a punchline waiting in the text

Coworker queens with the break-room crown

Turn a boring Monday into comedy town

They share one look and the secret gets loud

Not mean, just funny, got the whole crew proud

Beautiful hearts with a dangerous grin

If laughter were overtime, they’d both cash in

[Pre-Chorus]

They say, “Hold up, who parked by the door?”

A Subaru sighting? They’re starting a war

No hate in the heart, just a very firm view

“Please take that wagon somewhere else, boo!”

[Chorus]

Audra and Deisy, lights up when they arrive

Two best friends making every hallway come alive

Salsa to the left, bachata to the right

Laughing so hard that we lose track of the night

Audra and Deisy, beautiful through and through

If the room gets quiet, they know just what to do

Turn the bass up, let the whole place see

Nobody brings the party like A-D and D-E

[Verse 2]

Audra says, “Girl, did you hear what they said?”

Deisy says, “Wait, let me get the details instead”

Gossip with a giggle, never cruel, never cold

Just enough seasoning to make the story gold

They hit the dance floor, heels tapping in time

One little shoulder roll, now the whole crew’s online

Bachata close, then a salsa spin

Somebody’s chair just lost, let the dancing begin

[Pre-Chorus]

They say, “Hold up, what’s that in the lane?”

Another Subaru? Not again, not the same!

They wave it on by with a theatrical stare

Then dance so hard they forget it was there

[Chorus]

Audra and Deisy, lights up when they arrive

Two best friends making every hallway come alive

Salsa to the left, bachata to the right

Laughing so hard that we lose track of the night

Audra and Deisy, beautiful through and through

If the room gets quiet, they know just what to do

Turn the bass up, let the whole place see

Nobody brings the party like A-D and D-E

[Bridge]

One says, “I’m calm,” while she’s shaking the room

One says, “Last dance,” then she asks for a tune

Coworkers by day, comedy team by night

Pretty on the outside, golden-hearted inside

[Final Chorus]

Audra and Deisy, make the whole place bounce

Every little joke gets a ten-point amount

Salsa to the left, bachata to the right

No Subaru parking in the party tonight

Audra and Deisy, raise your hands up high

Best friends, big laughs, let the good times fly

From the office floor to the dance-floor spree

Everybody shout it: A-D and D-E!

[Outro]

A-D-R-A!

D-E-I-S-Y!

Beautiful, hilarious, impossible to beat

Now move that Subaru—and bring your dancing feet!